Bricks beat South Tyneside College to retain Durham 4th Team Shield
Minutes later following a thumping tackle and turn over by Marge, quick ball was thrown to the backs and Chester found Joe who beat his man superbly to score in the corner 12-0.
It was at this point the reporting went awry, I did make notes in my phone but must have accidentally deleted them with my fat sausage fingers.
Anyway, official final score was 60-0. No disrespect to South Tyneside who stuck in for the full 80 minutes but this was one of the easiest victories of the season. The game plan, unlike the semi final against Gateshead was followed to the letter and that was reflected in the score line and ease of victory.Other point of note:
South Tyneside number 7 with big hit on Harry as PC shouted “Harry’s down at Bechers Brook!”
Marge being substituted for Grumpy, like for like substitution.
Harry getting SPLATTED by Butterbean.
Paul Winter having obviously contracted a severe strain of “p*nis fingers” from somewhere……
Finners on the charge resulting in him landing on the South Tyneside number 5 who thankfully has just this morning been brought out of his coma.
And of course no cup final day would be complete with seeing an elderly, overweight, drunken, hairy, naked midget being squashed into a luggage rack on a coach – I’m sure we’ll all be looking forward to seeing that again next April, long live Stag!
Well done lads.